Sweet coat of arms or not?

One gloomy morning in the town of splitzville, a man named James was awoken by yet another bird hitting his window. A he commenced his everyday schedule of showering and putting his clothes on before a nice cup of coffee he screamed with delight as he pulled out what appeared to be a crisp one hundred dollar bill! But unfortunately he was confronted with the truth, what he had mistaken for a one hundred dollar bill was actually just a used napkin. He trudged on down the stairs towards the kitchen to make himself a cup of coffee. Once he reached the kitchen he thought to himself about what he would’ve done if he had actually found one hundred dollars. He sat down to drink his coffee  was to get a new suit for his current one was getting quite ratty, the second thing he thought of was to buy his girlfriend something nice or take her out to dinner. Once he was done and satisfied with what he would’ve done with the money he drove off to work. When he arrived home he turned off the car and made sure he had everything he needed; phone, wallet, briefcase. But as he reached for the door handle something fell out of his sleeve. It was a crisp one hundred dollar bill! He raced inside to find his girlfriend standing in the kitchen and ran up to hug her. She asked why he was so excited and he replied with "I’m taking you to dinner!" and off they went to enjoy a nice dinner together.

hello my name is Jonathan William Buckingham. I'm not your ordinary everyday senior high student,( then again who is ordinary these days?). i am a landscape photographer and soon-to-be life guard. a few things i enjoy are climbing, mountain biking, music( all types except rap), Parkour(free running) swimming, and MIL-SIMS-(Airsoft).  I have been attending Calgary Academy for eight years, and have grow into the man i am becoming with a great deal of help from the staff of Calgary academy. I have a mid sized family (mother and father, brother and sister, and my golden retriever buddy) that seems to get along just fine. Over the summer i worked as a construction worker, i learned various carpentry, framing and design skills. when i wasn't working i was wake boarding or tubing behind the boat. i am looking forward to this school year because there are so many new teachers to meet and so many new opportunity's as a grade eleven student. if your ever curious about things pertaining to Airsoft, current events, science, or even the latest happenings inside the school. I am a viable resource. And welcome to C.A